hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, IT USED TO BE MY SHIT BACK IN ‘08
OH MY GOD FLASHBACK
why the fuck is this still getting notes
play it just do it
Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.
I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.
SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER
you mean this one
stuck at a cookout with no one to talk to send help
im pretending to text ha ha ha yolo swag turnt as the children say
2:11pm. i am still alone. the cookout doesn’t end until 4. there are no dogs. i don’t know how much longer i can hold out
update: i need to pee but the bathrooms smell like death and regret
Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet
BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD
I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …
Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:
Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though.
French: About time you learned French.
Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED
Dutch: but why would you do this
why would you do this